After ripping out the still beating heart of an indiginous man deep in the jungles of south africa in a native mating ritual, I realized my life just had no purpose. Sure I spent time as a spy for the CIA, a brief stint as a ninja assasin in Japan, saved countless African AIDS babies lives with a serum I concocted from the venom of that snake I wrestled in Australia, but still it was as if my life was empty.
Even after my affairs with the prince of Monocco and countless movie stars, I was still unfulfilled. It was then that I discovered the delightful world of Adult Film production and direction. I have also begun my own commune, (what some non belivers may call a cult) known as the sunshine pussycats. This has really allowed me to easily come across new talent for the industry at very low to no cost. I like to think that I have brought an artistic flair to penetration shots.
Both Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson have told me that my anal penetration series has raised the level of ass porn to omnipitant. This year I hope to take home the coveted dirty sanchez, only the most prestigious award one can recieve in the porno industry. Once this is fulfilled, I hope I will finally feel whole.