Forged from the molten core of the earth, Jacqueline arrived on the
earth’s surface at the decimation of Pompeii. Her emergence wreaked
havoc on the citizens of the world, all of whom were disgruntled by
the fact that she resembled a badly toasted marshmallow.
In the centuries that have followed, Jacqueline has kicked ass,
taken names, abolished and then reinstated gravity and has been
voted one of the solar systems sexiest magma children 11,000 times
for three epoc running.
Now a member of the Hinges, Jacqueline (or Lady J as she was called
in the center of the earth) is here to regulate. But for reals, yo.
She doesn’t like it when you get out of line and when you do she
unleashes her invisible snow leopards upon you. And thems got
lasers. But the lasers are invisible too. Otherwise, what would be
the point of being invisible with visible hardware (that’s what he
said)?
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