I realized my life just had no purpose. Sure, I spent time as a spy for the CIA, and a brief stint as a ninja assasin in Japan, but still it was as if my life was empty.
Even after my affairs with the prince of Monocco and countless movie stars, I was still unfulfilled. It was then that I began my own commune, (what some non belivers may call a cult) known as the sunshine pussycats. Oh, and did some improv with some group calling themselves ‘The Hinges’.